full of joys - Joycece

(依大獲程度排序)

1. 禽獸老闆featuring 白痴老婆

藉此要多謝各方好友的支持與幫忙:
多謝軍師shirley給我advise及支持
多謝agnes及表弟阿龍給我屈蛇兩晚
多謝friend與其同伴謄出吉房(雖要自己付 但舒適+安全-已值回票價)
多謝男朋友幫我overcome這事帶來的陰影及作出的善後工作
多謝奶媽將禽獸行為post上web, 受眾人唾罵
最後
多謝無恥老闆的獸行, 讓我結識到很多新朋友,
給我更多空間(有spare time都要避開佢)
天天去shopping/sightseeing, 體驗"絕處逢生"

2.新春五天韓國滑雪溫泉團, 與男友首度外遊

3.外公初秋結婚, 親戚人數幾何急升

4.男友師弟妹結束9年長跑, 婚宴場面令人感動

5.男友一年三份工

6.認識到史上最嘈(最hyper)的朋友--塵驗ling

7.待定

8.待待定

9.待待待定

10.待待待待定

2004年的christmas, 和男朋友北上尋歡去
(其實是去避世,人大了,已不想到人多熱鬧的地方去"襯")

Xmas Eve晚,到了一家新開的五星級酒店用餐。
那兒有xmas buffet, 有樂隊搞氣氛, 環境也很舒適。
但可能是新開,欠缺promotion,所以一個客都冇,
結果我們在沒有booking底下包了成個場。(在香港, 去邊度搵?)

翌日中午, 我們去食日本料理,香港價錢,一般質素....
正因為咁,同樣地,成個場又只有我倆。

**藉此向大家推介, 如果想在大時大節,唔想同人迫,
而又想同至愛共渡真正的二人世界,北上是不錯的選擇。**

就是這樣,和男朋友慶祝了我們的第六個聖誕節...
(雖然已說不上什麼的浪漫,但我們卻很珍惜和對方相處的時間)

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Notes:

bao said...
留言啦留言啦……
留完啦留完啦……
bye~
2:43 PM

朋友再次回覆老闆，並想將之fwd給我，
誰知……老闆襯朋友下班，啟動她的電腦，
將有關今次事件的所有email毀屍滅跡。
(做得出就唔好驚死啦)

朋友︰「我記得我昨天一定冇delete, 仲要放在inbox,
特登唔delete, 等老闆娘有機會看到。」
幸而朋友早已將郵件bcc給男友及我……內文如下︰

ATTN :老闆
I DONT WANT TO THINK THE UNHAPPY MEMORIES ANY MORE
NO MATTER WHICH VERSION YOU ARE TELLING YOUR LOVELY WIFE.
(原來早日落機那天, 老闆已跟老闆娘備案, 當然不會是事實的全部啦)
I DONT WANT TO SAY ANYMORE AND THIS IS THE END OF DISCUSSION.
AS I TOLD TO YOUR WIFE, I WILL LEAVE BEFORE 31 DEC, 2004
P.S. PLEASE DONT TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER, YOU ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO TALK ABOUT HER.

REGARDS,
朋友

remarks: 原著者為男性

朋友在公司幹得不快樂，但因為十二月會被派往外地公幹，
所以就待下來。

誰知，與老闆出國公幹的數天就出事。基於成本問題，
她與雄性老闆(不用「男性」形容牠就該知道下文有多juicy)
要共處一間double bed(記著！不是twin single！)的酒店房間。
幸而，裡面還有一張沙發床。

事件1︰
老闆對她說︰你的pet pet很性感。語氣嘛，
當然不是那種「你的pet pet…(爆笑)很性感……lor…」式的調侃。
(補充:共處的第二晚開始, 朋友老闆只穿著under周房走)

事件2︰
老闆託朋友外出買東西。當她回到房間,赫然發現老闆在房間中裸睡。

事件3︰
老闆坐在朋友的床尾，獻上三枝玫瑰，對她說︰我可以抱你一下嗎？
(補充:搞到朋友現在一見到花就有作嘔的感覺)

事件4︰老闆頭兩晚走到朋友床邊,有意無意的伸手入被窩,摸她的手,
朋友要扮咳醒逃過一劫，之後更將所有家當放在床邊，築起護城牆。

事件5︰在回程的機上，老闆睡著了，但手卻放在朋友的大腿上。
(補充:當然他也以為朋友睡著了)

在機場，朋友與男友商討後決定當面向牠呈辭。
老闆腥了一個email給她，內文如下︰

ATTN: 朋友:
DO YOU HAVE TIME AROUND 6:00PM ? I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE MISTAKE IN TRIP & CLARIFY ALL THE PROBLEMS.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

REGARDS,
老闆

>朋友跟手回他。

ATTN: 老闆:
THANKS FOR YOUR EMAIL AND SMS
BUT I THINK WE ARE NO NEED TO DISCUSS ANY MORE.
THE MISTAKE IS A PAST TENSE.
MY WORKLIFE HERE WILL ALSO BE A PAST TENSE.
I WILL FINISH OUTSTANDING THINGS (UP TO TODAY)
BEFORE I LEAVE THIS YEAR END.
TO REMIND, I DO CERTAINLY LEAVE BEFORE THIS YEAR END.
SINCE I DONT WANT MY FAMILY TO WORRY ABOUT ME .
PLS KINDLY UNDERSTAND.
BEST REGARDS
朋友

老闆然後又如此覆他。敬請細讀，中文版不日翻譯。
各位姊妹，好自為之。各位兄弟，顏面何存……

ATTN: 朋友
I RESPECT YOUR DECISION & UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELING BUT IT IS NOT SO BAD AS YOU THOUGHT. (梗係啦，都未俾你強姦)ANYWAY I REALLY APOLOGIZE FOR MY MISTAKE. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU & JUST A CARELESS MISTAKE. (一時不小心都做錯5件事，你有心的話我真係唔知你會點)IF I WANT TO DO SOME BAD THING, I GOT TOO MUCH CHANCE FOR THE PASS YEAR. EVERYBODY WILL MADE MISTAKE LIKE YOU & ME, I ACCEPT ALL YOUR MISTAKES FOR THE PASS YEAR EVEN LOST A LOT OF MONEY. WHY YOU CANNOT DO ONE TIME ?(咁即係當以往人地招致0既損失係肉金啦)

WHAT DO YOU THINK IF UR BF HAVE A TRIP WITH ANOTHER GIRL & SLEEPING IN ONE ROOM ???(混淆視聽)ANYTHING WILL HAPPEN??? IT IS THE SAME CASE AS US. I AM NOT A GOD & JUST A NORMAL MAN. IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO CONTROL 100% CORRECT UNDER THIS SPECIAL SITUATION. I ALREADY DID MY BEST BUT YOUR COUGHING & SPEAKINGS ALWAYS WAKE ME UP. AT FIRST, I REALLY CARE YOUR SICK. UNFORTUNATELY, I CARE YOU TOO MUCH AFTER THAT AS I JUST A SIMPLE MAN.(完全唔知佢想講咩，只係知道佢想拉埋人地男友落水)

MANY GIRLS MADE MISTAKE AT THE CHRISTMAS. DO YOU THINK THEY ARE ALL BAD? I ALSO DID ONLY ONE MISTAKE UNDER THE SPECIAL ENVIRONMENT BUT YOU THINK IT IS A VERY BAD THING & NO REASON TO FORGIVE. BESIDES I MADE MISTAKE, YOU & UR BF ALSO MADE MISTAKE BUT ALL OF YOU ONLY BLAME ME THAT IS NOT FAIR. WHY YOU ACCEPT TO STAY WITH ME IN A ROOM FOR 7 NIGHTS ???(人地去做野，唔係去同你做，亦唔係豁出去俾你搞。) IT IS THE MAIN POINT TO CAUSE THE BIG MISTAKE.(又賴) SO I THINK EVERYBODY HAVE TO TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY & NOT ONLY ME..(再賴) I AM JUST A NORMAL MAN & NEVER HAVE THIS EXPERIENCE. IT SEEMS SOMEBODY ARE DOING TEST ON ME! (賴完可以再賴, 仲要係無賴)I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO CONTROL MYSELF UNDER THIS SITUATION. I THINK ALL THE MAN WILL DO THE MISTAKE SAME LIKE ME.(我同過呢個女子去旅行，同房同床大被同眠，又唔見人地要避我？又唔見我去做齊晒你d獸行?)

DOES YOUR FAMILY GIVE YOU A LOT OF PRESSURE ?(佢咁講只係唔想個老豆知道件事。佢老豆，以前行古惑，你估佢知道件事之後，你會冇左隻手，定係手指呢？)HOPE YOU CAN RECONSIDER & TAKE IT EASY. I ALREADY APOLOGIZED & PROMISED IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN. WHEN YOU ARE IN BAD MOOD & DOWN , UNDER BIG PRESSURE, YOU ARE VERY EASY TO MADE MISTAKE LIKE ME. HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT.

FOR THE PAST YEAR, I GAVE YOU MANY TRAININGS & CHANCE TO LEARN THE BUSINESS. YOU ALSO HARD WORKING & SPEND YOUR TIME ON THE COMPANY. IF YOU LEAVE NOW, BOTH YOU & ME ALSO WILL LOST A LOT OF THINGS. AS YOU CAN SEE A GOOD FUTURE IS COMING SOON BUT YOU JUST THROW IT AWAY. HOPE YOU WILL RECONSIDER & STAY IN MY OFFICE---ONLY FOR BUSINESS.(咁highlight "for business"?你驚人諗起for sex?) PLEASE DON'T FOLLOW YOUR MOTHER'S EXPERIENCE AGAIN.(人地阿媽都攞黎講, 係唔係人黎) YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN BUSINESS & PROTECT YOUR OWN BENEFIT EVEN YOU GET MARRIED.

I REALLY APPRECIATE IF YOU CAN ACCEPT MY APOLOGIZE.
REGARDS
老闆

每一件事, 人終會有第一次
在這裡....是我的第一次
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